100 Best WhatsApp Status 2015
Want to put some unique and best whatsapp status ? Here is a collection of some of the best and new whatsapp status. By these awesome whatsapp status you can express your feelings in a better way. These status are about love, relationship, friendship, attitude, funny and deep thoughts philosophies which you can put on your status on whatsapp.
Funny Whatsapp Status
Am gonna Make my Status… better you too Focus on your Status only.
Yeah you, the one reading my status.. Get Lost :P.
I’m cool but global warming made me hot
I will be back before you pronounce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.
Sleep till you’re hungry…Eat till you’re sleepy
Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my whatsapp status (`_`)
Love marriage is like dancing in front of snake and asking him to bite.
Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he
Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status 😛
Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED 🙂
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.
when i was BORN i was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year & a half.
Do not be afraid to step on people… Mario made a career from it.
My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark
I don’t get older, I level up.
I’m not fat, I’m just easy to see.
I’m great in bed; I can sleep for days.
I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color but one day you’ll need me to complete your picture.
A politician is a fellow who will lay your life down for his country.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Don’t drink while driving – you will spill the beer.
Love Whatsapp Status
Love may be blind, but marriage work like an eye-opener.
You are every reason, every hope and every dream I’ve ever had
In your smile I see something more beautiful than the stars
I love you and that’s the beginning and end of everything
I want every morning to start being wrapped in your arms
If I know what love is, it is because of you.
Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship, never.
I love you more than you will ever know.
All I need is you NEEDING me.
Everyone has an addiction mine just happens to be you.
The <3 has reasons The mind could never understand.
It’s hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone when your heart still does.
With love one can live even without happiness.
A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality.
At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.
A heart that loves is always young.
Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams.
If you only knew how much those little moment with you mattered to me.
I still fall for you everyday
Texts from you are always saved …. In my <3
I rather tell you “SEE YOU LATER” instead “GOOD BYE”
Your Eyes…. I always get lost in them.
Attitude Whatsapp Status
My attitude based on how you treat me.
People with status don’t need status.
Take me as I am or watch me as I go.
I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.
Attitude is like underwear – don’t show it just wore it
So you’re checking my status.. 😀
The greatest pleasure in life is doing the things people say you can’t 😉
I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.
I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.
May my enemies live a long life to see my success.
I destroy my enemies when I make them my friends.
The biggest slap to your enemies is your success
If they hates you for no reason- Give them 1
Smile in front of those who hates you – It kills them.
If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I am the worst.
I never insult people I only tell them what they are.
I am single as my love story is being written by god and he is busy is making it best.
I am not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too.
I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition 😛
I hate when people look at my phone while I’m typing. It’s not that I have something to hide… It’s just none of their damn business :/
Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life 😛
“Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”
“My attitude depends on the people in front of me….”
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Flirty Whatsapp Status
The spaces between your fingers are meant to be filled with mine.
I want to be your teardrop. Born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
Best Relationship Match: YOU & I<3
There is nothing wrong about me, except having you.
If you want me it takes more than a wink, more than a drink and more than you think.
If your weapon is love, I got my hands up.
If you’re gonna take me down, I SURRENDER.
If had badge every time you make me smile, the girl scouts would be jealous.
Kiss me and you will SEE how important I am.
I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.
For Girls “I wish you are mine teddy, so i can do whatever i want to do with you.”
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet but nothing compared to you.I <3
when I catch you Looking at me, and then you smile and look away.
Cool Whatsapp Status
I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
When you fall, I will be there to catch you – With love, the floor.
I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
You cry, I cry, …you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff I laugh even harder!!
1f you c4n r34d 7h15, you r34lly n33d 2 g37 l41d
Practice makes perfect but then nobody is perfect so what’s the point of practicing?
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, But if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.
Do not drink and drive or you might spill the drink.
Save water and shower together
Good girls are bad girls that aren’t caught.
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.
You may be my best friend… But I’m still gonna laugh when you fall over!