100 Cool Whatsapp Status Best Collection
These are the collection of top 100 whatsapp status in cool whatsapp status category. Most of them are new and fresh whatsapp Cool status which you can use. These status represents your cool personality in a better way. Have a look at these status and decide which one is you going to put first because every status has unique funny cool.
I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.
I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my women..!
Here my dad comes on whatsapp… From now on my status would be ‘***no status***’ or just a smiley…
Just finished blocking some numbers on whatsapp, if you can read this then you got lucky.
Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a…………. woman 🙂
I’m Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!
I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”
I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
INSULT & WIFE Are Somewhat Similar….They Always Look Good…IF IT IS NOT YOURS…
Is Your Life Boring? Yes? Then Type ‘I Love <ur bf=”” gf=”” name=””>’ And Send It To All Your Relatives! Your Life Won’t Be Boring Anymore! 😛
I didnt change , i just grew up. You shud try it once 😉
Why Is It That In Every Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It’s Because Mom Knows What Love Is, And Dad Knows What Boys Are. ♥
Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!
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Love your girl like You love your hot Coffee… Enjoy it before its hotness goes.
There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.
Cell phones these days keep getting cheap,thinner and smarter…whereas its woking for people opposite..
Phones are quite better than girlfriends, At least we can switch it off.
I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.
Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don’t have.
Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Sunday, please fix it !
I have no time to hate people,…who hate me…because, I’m always busy in loving people, who love me….
People say me bad…..but trust me I am the worst!
I don’t need to explain myself because, I know I’m right.
There are three sides to an argument ….my side ,your side and the right side.
Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off…
“Dream” as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one…
Galileo-Great mind!…Einstein-genius mind!…Newton-Extraordinary mind!….Bill gates-brilliant mind…..ME-Never Mind!.
People are like “MuSic” some say the “TrUth” and rest,just noise…..
Why is “Monday” so far from “Friday” and “Friday” so near to “Monday”??..
!Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my status….
I wish I had “Google” in my mind and “Antivirus” in my heart…
I am Waiting for GF Message!
!There comes a point in life ,when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will…
I miss the days when I was put my head on my desk…
Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile….Smile please….!!
When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours.!!
!Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you….
Good thing is listening a new song is that it doesn’t remind you of anyone…
Beauty is like Moon, looks much better at Night…
Your looks don’t make you Beautiful, it’s the person inside who makes you beautiful…
Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine.
Calmness……. Is the nickname of beauty.
What’s on the menu? Me-n-U
Leave a little sparkle wherever you go.
The road to success is always under construction.
I will win, Not immediately But Definitely.
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
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I don’t Trust words, I trust actions.
A picture is poem without words.
You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.
I love my sixpack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat.
You’re pretty close to perfect when you’re standing next to me.
Intelligence will never stop being beautiful.
When life puts you in tough situations, don’t say, why me? Just say, try me!
Don’t rush anything. When the time is right, it will happen!
Doing what you like is freedom. Liking what you do is happiness.
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
Sitting silently beside a friend who is hurting may be the best gift we can give.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
you can do anything but not everything.
In “Success” all depends on the second letter.
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.
Waters may dry. Flowers may die. But true friends never say goodbye.
When nothing goes right..!! Go left.
Think. It’s not illegal yet.
If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.
God is really creative, I mean….. just look at me!
I can resist everything except temptation.
Nothing is over until you stop trying.
Your life may be dream of an millionaire.
Person you love is 72.8% water.
His story is History, My Story is Mystery.
Save Water like your GF! Bcoz Shes also 72.8% water.
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