Funny WhatsApp Status to Make Impression on Friends

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Show the funny side of you with this list of best original funny whatsapp status. Here you’ll find hilarious, jolly, clever and good-humoured status among others. These are one of the best 100 whatsapp status.

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Whatsapp Status Funny

1) Can’t talk, telepathy only!

2) Read books instead of reading my status!

3) SI unit of ignorance = “seen”

4) My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

5) Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive.

6) WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!

7) It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper.

8) Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.

9) A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!!

10) In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.

11) When it’s you against me, you either win or you die!!!

12) I hate men but I’m not lesbian.

13) Don’t get a man(\woman) ,get a dog …they are loyal and they die sooner.

14) Some people should just give up at engineering( or medical) ………i have.

15) Everybody is so happy….I hate that.

16) I Wonder What Happen’s When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day ????

17) Do you ever just lie on knees and thank god that you know me and my intelligence???

18) Who care’s ?????………..I’m awsome

19) I had to take sick day.I’m sick of those peoples.

20) Hey,you are reading my status again??

21) When I Show you a picture on my phone..don’t swipe left.don’t swipe right.Just look.

22) When I actually die some people are going to get really haunted.

23) I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.

24) If I’ve learnt anything from mayans then it’s that  ..Not finishing a project is not the end of world.

25) A book-store is only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

26) we men want the same thing from women that we want from underwear.Some support and some freedom.

27) sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason.

28) a lie is just a great story ruined by truth.

29) The only time success comes before work is in dictionary.

30) we live in the era of smart people and stupid people.

31) life is short…smile while you still have teeth.

32) Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish.

33) light travels faster than sound…that’s why people appear bright until they speak.

Some More Funny Whatsapp Status

Life is Short – Chat Fast!

If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.

How can i miss something i never had?

Hey there whatsapp is using me.

Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.

Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call… Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!!

Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC.

You can never buy Love….But still you have to pay for it ..

If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.

Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.

My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!

When I’m a Pedestrian I Hate cars.. When I’m Driving I Hate Pedestrians…

Whoever says “Good Morning” on Monday’s deserves to get slapped 🙂

Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.

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