This is December and this is the time for the Christmas and this is the time when you buy things to gift the kids and you buy the cards for the kids and of course you have to write something on that Christmas card and if you are looking for some funny things to write on Christmas Cards then you are at the right place. We, Inspirational love quotes have published Funny Merry Christmas Messages for you.

For Christmas, most of us think of sharing joy and wishing Merry Christmas with a Funny Merry Christmas (X-MAS) Message. But it is hard to find a Funny Merry Christmas Messages.
As of now, Christmas Season is upon us and everyone is getting prepared from now. So along with Christmas Gifts and Christmas Cards, everyone is also searching for Funny Merry Christmas (X-MAS) Messages.

Merry Christmas Wishes, Quotes, Messages, Greetings, Images

We are offering a huge collection of Funny Merry Christmas (X-MAS) Messages here. You can get to have a great and funny Merry Christmas Message. And then you can wish it to your loved ones.
Christmas is the festival of joy and happiness. We all need to relax and enjoy the Christmas with all over loved ones.
As Christmas comes, once in a year – we all should enjoy it to the fullest. Because the next Christmas will be coming next year and obviously you don’t want to wait until the next year. Start your Merry Christmas celebrations right away!
Always spend Christmas with your loving family as well as dearest friends. Having loved ones on the eve of Christmas, it is a lucky thing to have. So we all need to share and spend Funny Merry Christmas (X-MAS) Messages and make people around us, happy.

Here is the awesome  Funny Merry Christmas Messages.

Hope your Christmas is the “M” word (Merry)!!!

If tonight some big fat man kidnaps and throws you in to a sack,
then please stay calm. Because many people would have asked Santa for a sweet friend like you.
Merry Christmas, dear. Enjoy!

Christmas is mostly for children. But we adults can enjoy it too, Until the credit card bills arrive.

Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.

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Funny Merry Christmas Messages

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree.
In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall. ~ Larry Wilde

Christmas is truly full of wonders.
It makes all of my savings disappear!
That is the Christmas magic.
Wishing You Merry Christmas

Thanks for agreeing not to buy each other anything for Christmas and then
making me feel guilty by buying something anyway.

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Please allow Jesus to Come and
Bless people in Church on Christmas,
If he sees you there he may not.
So come here and have party with me.
Merry Christmas to you

Santa Claus has the right idea.
Visit people once a year. Merry Christmas!

Christmas is the festival of love and spirit
So let us drink the spirit to feel love
Merry Christmas to You

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Funny Christmas Messages

Dear Santa this year please give me A big fat bank account and a slim body And this year don’t mix the two up.

I know its not Christmas, but Santa’s lap is always ready.

Christmas is a time for remembering family and trying to guess everyone’s sizes!
Have a Wonderful Christmas!

When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!

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Funny Xmas Messages

Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. ~ Kin Hubbard

Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
Merry Christmas.

“Sorry kids, Santa died. But the good news is now
you can listen to Santana songs instead of Santa songs at Christmas time.”

I wish you could put up some of da Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month.

This year you was not good… You was FANTASTIC! May your celebration be joyous and your holidays bright!

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Dearest God, this Christmas I planned on going green.
So please get the point and send my lots of cash this Christmas.
Thank you!

Man will live for ever
Because of Christmas
(Because of Christmas Day drinking)
Merry Christmas to you

Christmas is a time when you get homesick – even when you’re home.
~ Carol Nelson

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When you’re lonely, I wish you Love!
When you’re down, I wish you Joy!
When you’re troubled, I wish you Peace!
When things seem empty, I wish you Hope!
Have a Happy New Year!

A silent night, a star above, a blessed gift of hope and love. A blessed Christmas to you! Happy Holiday

May Santa always stop at your house. Merry Christmas!

Do give books – religious or otherwise – for Christmas.
They’re never fattening, seldom sinful, and permanently personal.”
~ Lenore Hershey

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You can tell a lot about a man by the way he handles three things… a rainy day, an ill loved one and tangled Christmas tree lights.

Santa wont be coming this year…
He died laughing when you said you been a good girl.
Have a Merry Christmas

The best Christmas of all is the presence of a happy family all wrapped up with one another.

I want you to have a safe holiday, so on Christmas morning,
Do not stand between the kids and the presents! Merry Christmas!

Christmas is the day for blessings and love
So let us do not overload priest
Celebrate the Christmas here with party
Merry Christmas to you

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In this X-mas,
In the daytime if sun shine so shall Ur expectations come true,
At night when moon comes out so shall U receive blesses,
then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all your problem away from U!

A Christmas Reminder: Don’t try to borrow any money from elves;
They’re always a little short! Have a Merry Christmas!

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season,
a deeply religious time that each of us observes in his own way,
by going to the mall of his choice.
~ Anon

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Dear Santa, What do I want for Christmas this year? Your list of all the nice guys.

I am wishing you Christmas wishes around you.
Have two drinks and look
Merry Christmas

Christmas is not only for praying and praising
But for drinking and messing around also Merry Christmas.

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree:
the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.
~ Burton Hillis

Christmas is truly full of wonders.
It makes all of my savings disappear!
That is the Christmas magic Merry Christmas

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Last year I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas…I woke up in a box.

I would say all I want for Christmas is YOU,
But I really would love a new credit card as well!

Christmas is mostly for children. But we adults can enjoy it too,
until the credit card bills arrive

People r worried about wot they eat between Xmas and New Year,
but they should really be worried about wot they eat between New Year and Xmas

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From home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another.
The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.
~ Emily Matthews

Joy resounds in the hearts of those
who believe in the miracle of Christmas!
Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love
of the season! Season’s Greetings!

Why is Santa Claus always so jolly?
Bcoz he knows where the naughty girls live!

Top # 100+ Funny Merry Christmas Quotes Messages and Sayings

I know your family is dysfunctional.
Still, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Probably the reason we all go so haywire at Christmas time
with the endless unrestrained and often silly buying of gifts
is that we don’t quite know how to put our love into words.
~ Harlan Miller

I think Santa’s wish for this Christmas should be to lose weight.

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