Whatsapp Status for Dost, Friends in Hindi & English

Funny Whatsapp Status for friends

Looking for some funny Whatsapp status? Don’t worry, here we provide you funniest collection of Whatsapp status for friends, dost, best friend in Hindi and English Languages. Have a look at these funny status for Whatsapp.

Funny Whatsapp Status for friends

Best Funny Whatsapp Status For Friends, Best friend

  • I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
  • I love my job only when I’m on vacation…..
  • Here my dad comes on whatsapp… From now on my status would be ‘***no status***’ or just a smiley…
  • Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
  • 70% boy Have GF, other Have Brain!
  • 3 Mistake done by everyone.. Whatsapp, Facebook & GF!
  • I don’t drink alcohol! but Feel Awesome..
  • Friends buy you lunch. Best friends eat your lunch.
  • High Power Come, with High voltage Current!
  • If your are still hate me!then No Problem!..
  • I Like to study.. Arithmetic – NO.. world history – NO .. chemistry – NO. G.IRLS – YES!!!
  • Friend share forever, untill they get in a relationship!! 😛
  • I found out about you from my last nightmare.
  • People call me mike .. You can call me tonight.. :p
  • Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
  • I am not addicted to WHATS APP. I only use it when I have time…. lunch time, break time, bed time, this time, that time, any time, all the time. 🙂
  • Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents anymore.
  • The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is “Salary is Credited” 🙂
  • Life is Short – Chat Fast!
  • Is there anything more awkward than when you are singing along to a song on youtube and the music stops loading.
  • Years of education, solving tough problems, handling complex issues, yet we take a while standing before glass doors thinking whether to Push or Pull.