100 Whatsapp Funny Status Best Collection

This is collection of funny whatsapp status from everywhere around the world. These funny whatsapp status explains your sense of humor in a better way by showing your whatsapp status really got funny. If you want to update your whatsapp status in a witty, clever, sarcastic, hilarious, and amused choose any one on them.

I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card

A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”

Someone on his status “Sleeping” …since 3 Days! He’s Probably dead. 

Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror 😛

God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me 😛

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason. 😉

Open Books, Not Legs. Blow Minds, Not Guy[/quote]

I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No Good News. And The Good News? I Have No Bad News.

Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B.

You Don’t Know Something? Google It. You Don’t Know Someone? Facebook It. You Can’t Find Something? Mom!

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it’s wide use three fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.

 

I’m not short, I am just concentrated awesome!

 

You can stay in my heart without paying single penny.

 

If you don’t care stop talking about it.

 

God was showing off when He created you.

 

Girl, you better have a license, coz you are driving me crazy!

 

Never apologize for being you.

 

I’m a good boy with bad habits: P

 

Flip a coin… If head comes, I am yours, if tail comes then you are mine. 🙂

 

Don’t worry. God is always on time.

 

She loves me or not but I love her a lot.  : P

 

Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are already taken.

 

Warning, do you think its right time to talk to me?

 

If my love for you is a crime, I want to be the most wanted criminal.

 

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

 

Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot.

 

I can handle pain until it hurts.

 

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.

 

Gravity always gets me down. 🙂

 

I gotta go to work today because millions of people on welfare depend on me.

 

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always!

 

What do girls want? EVERYTHING!!!

 

Money can’t buy LOVE but can buy WOMAN to make LOVE

 

I know the door to your heart belongs to another, but I think I can slip in through the window.

 

Behind every successful man… There is a confused woman.

 

You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.

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Some More Funny Whatsapp Status

1)Can’t talk, telepathy only!

 

2)Read books instead of reading my status!

 

3)SI unit of ignorance = “seen”

 

4)My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

 

5)Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out of it alive.

 

6)WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!

 

7)It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper.

 

8)Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.

 

9)A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!!

 

10)In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.

 

11)When it’s you against me, you either win or you die!!!

 

12)I hate men but I’m not lesbian.

 

13)Don’t get a man(\woman) ,get a dog …they are loyal and they die sooner.

 

14)Some people should just give up at engineering( or medical) ………i have.

 

15)Everybody is so happy….I hate that.

 

16)I Wonder What Happen’s When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day ????

 

17)Do you ever just lie on knees and thank god that you know me and my intelligence???

 

18)Who care’s ?????…..I’m awsome

 

19)I had to take sick day.I’m sick of those peoples.

 

20)Hey,you are reading my status again??

 

21)When I Show you a picture on my phone..don’t swipe left.don’t swipe right.Just look.

 

22)When I actually die some people are going to get really haunted.

 

23)I’m just having an allergic reaction to the universe.

 

24)If I’ve learnt anything from mayans then it’s that  ..Not finishing a project is not the end of world.

 

25)A book-store is only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

 

26)we men want the same thing from women that we want from underwear.Some support and some freedom.

 

27)sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason.

 

28)a lie is just a great story ruined by truth.

 

29)The only time success comes before work is in dictionary.

 

30)we live in the era of smart people and stupid people.

 

31)life is short…smile while you still have teeth.

 

32)Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish.

 

33)light travels faster than sound…that’s why people appear bright until they speak.

 

34)Hmmmm…..Don’t copy my status.

 

35)People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason. ????

 

36)80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.

 

37)If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.

 

38)I love my job only when I’m on vacation.

 

39)The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

 

40)AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.

 

Hilariously Funny Status For Whatsapp

When you are on a 1% battery anyone who sends a message, Or calling, Becomes the enemy ..

Yesterday I saw someone pushing a bottle of Schweppes into his ass, I said, “What are you doing ?!” He replied: “Schweppes: Drink Different..”

 

I have a Impudent neighbor Knocking on my door at 2AM He’s lucky I was in a drum lesson ..

 

Most of the fruits I know now and did not know were existed – Is only because of the shampoo

 

I saw a shampoo with the title: “Rich-looking” So I washed my purse ..

 

Even if you are a mass murderer, International rogue,and children Abductor,People Will Still bless you “continue to be who you are” in your birthday.

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.

 

Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.

 

Silence is Golden. Duct tape is Silver :3

 

Friction is a drag.

 

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

 

Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.

 

You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me

 

Looks like I over-estimated the number of your brain cells.

 

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it

 

A man is as young as the woman he feels.

 

With all this technology above and under, humanity still hunts down one another.

 

If Relationship between man and women were shoes, I’d wear you out. But I wouldn’t wear you out in public.

 

“There’s no half-singing in the shower, you’re either a rock star or an opera diva.” Josh Groban quotes

 

If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.

 

I am currently experiencing life at the rate of 15 WTF’s every hours

 

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