Short Best Funny Status for Whatsapp

Short Best Funny Status for Whatsapp: – Here we provide the best collection of Funny Whatsapp Status in Hindi, English & Punjabi Languages. These are the best love statuses which you can put on WhatsApp messenger to express your sense of humor to someone. These are the short one line girlfriend boyfriend cool attitude crazy couple cute distance him husband funny liner sad heart touching naughty cool miss you break up Whatsapp Status. Nowadays people were searching for best funny status for their boyfriend or girlfriend. Whatsapp is Instant Messaging app for Smartphones. Now a day Whatsapp was installed in every smartphone. All the Whatsapp user are like to change status at a time. Today I am sharing a Best Whatsapp Status and Hindi WhatsApp status with you etc. Whatsapp is the app which was used by the people to share instant photos Videos and SMS with friends. Whatsapp is the Cross-Platforms app which was work by using the internet. By using status, you can share your feeling with your friends. So the collection of WhatsApp status is given below.

Best Funny Whatsapp Status | Hindi, English, Punjabi

Funny Whatsapp Status in English

Life is Short – Chat Fast!

If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.

How can i miss something i never had?

Hey there whatsapp is using me.

Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.

Funny Whatsapp Status in Hindi

Per mai moch and slow internet connection aadmi ko kbhi aage badne nahi dete.

 

Aql badam khane se nahi thokar khane se aati hai.

 

Yaaro Ki Mehfil Aise Jamai Jati Hai, Kholne Se Pehle Botal Hilai Jati Hai.

 

Aksar chirag wohi bhujate hai … jo pehle usse rosan karte hai.

 

Babuji Exam se dar nahi lagta..slow internet se lagta hai.

 

Funny Status For Whatsapp in Punjabi

ਸਾਡੇ ਤੋਂ ਚੰਗੇ ਤਾਂ ਗਲੀ ਦੇ ਕੁਤੇ ਨੇ,ਕੁੜੀ ਮੁੜ ਮੁੜ ਕੇ ਤਾਂ ਵੇਖਦੀ ਹੈ ਕੇ ਪਿਛੇ ਆ ਰਿਹਾ ਕੇ ਨਹੀ….

 

ਰੱਬਾ ਉਪਰ ਬੈਠਾ ਤੰਗ ਕਰੀ ਜਾਨਾ … ਯਾਦ ਰੱਖੀ ਉੱਪਰ ਅਸੀਂ ਵੀ ਆਉਣਾ।

 

ਜਿਹੜੇ ਰਿਸ਼ਤੇਦਾਰ ਮੇਨੂੰ ਜਨਮ-ਦਿਨ ਤੇ ਫੋਨ ???? ਨੀ ਕਰਦੇ, ਉਹਨਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਮੈਨੂੰ ???? Result ਵਾਲੇ ਦਿਨ ਫੋਨ ???? ਕਰਨ ਦਾ ਕੋਈ ਹੱਕ ✋ਨੀ

 

ਜਿੰਨੀ ਸੋਹਣੀ ਨਾਗਿਨ ਟੀਵੀ ਤੇ colors channel ਵਾਲੇ ਦਿਖਾਉਂਦੇ ਨੇ … ਉਸ ਹਿਸਾਬ ਨਾਲ ਮੇਨੂੰ ਕੁੜੀ ਨਹੀਂ ਨਾਗਿਨ ਹੀ ਚਾਹੀਦੀ ਹੈ।

 

ਬੈਂਗਣ ਵਰਗੀ ਹੋ ਗਈ ਹੈ ਜ਼ਿੰਦਗੀ … ਹਰ ਕੋਈ ਭਰ੍ਥਾ ਬਣਾਉਣ ਨੂੰ ਫਿਰਦਾ।

Funny Status For Whatsapp Messanger

I wonder what happens when doctor’s wife eats an apple a day. ????

 

The only time success comes before work is in dictionary.

 

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

 

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.

 

At least mosquito’s are attracted to me.

One line Whatsapp Funny Status

LIFE IS SHORT – EAT FAST!

 

CONGRATULATIONS!!MY TALLEST FINGER WANT TO GIVE YOU A STANDING OVATION. 😛

 

I WISH MY BOOK OF LIFE WAS WRITTEN IN PENCIL … THERE ARE A FEW PAGES I WOULD LIKE TO ERASE.

 

NEVER GO TO BED MAD. STAY UP AND FIGHT.

IT’S NOT TRUE THAT I HAD NOTHING ON. I HAD THE RADIO ON.

Beautiful funny Status For Whatsapp

 

Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.

 

God is really creative, I mean…just look at m!!!

 

I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy saving mode.

 

Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.

 

Whenever i have a problem, I just sing, Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem.

 

Hope you liked our collection of Best Funny Whatsapp Status for Girlfriend or Boyfriend. If you have another awesome WhatsApp status idea in your mind share it with others and comment below. Share these hilarious fun status with your friends and dedicate these status to them.

Pin It on Pinterest